• *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

princessspells:

feelthespookyglory:

ccushty:

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people

you guys must be fun at parties

you aren’t invited to this party

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical