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kingahell:

kingahell:

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

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zombielove13: Well, like most people of tumblr, you're probably awkward in person at first. But after a while you'd be really funny

I’m not that awkward at first lol but tru I am funny

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daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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jollychina:

inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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BLANKETY

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BLANKETY

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BLANK

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

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