r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: karemloo, via communistbakery)

(via fahbulus)

waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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(via wifiey)

anusking:

a shrine to our god

(via wifiey)

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anusking:

a shrine to our god

(via wifiey)

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

(via gabite)

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

(Source: yadoking-moved, via pizza)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via telapathetic)

(Source: janesfoster, via tsarbucks)

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

(via lohanthony)

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

(Source: fluerly, via sniffing)

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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(Source: okaywork, via gabite)

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

(Source: imwithkanye, via gnarly)

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misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

(Source: imwithkanye, via gnarly)

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(Source: 13hr, via perks-of-being-chinese)