this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!
that dog is gonna be off his face
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
- *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
- me: BALLIN
- me: BALL IS LIFE
- me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
- me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this
- Fill ice cube tray with milk
- Cover with plastic wrap
- Place toothpicks in each space
- In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shittyAlways reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people
you guys must be fun at parties
you aren’t invited to this party
"okay class who wants to present first"
isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Oh my god
last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it