638,204 plays

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hoodoodelrey:

always

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fatrick-hump:

I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF 

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fatrick-hump:

I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF 

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pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

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Timestamp: 1406589780

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

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neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

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neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

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msjewbooty:

imamazinglyonfire:

msjewbooty:

microinfinity:

northrn:

lampsarepeopletoo:

msjewbooty:

the word gay is actually an acronym

god

actually doesn’t mind if

you’re gay

god

accepts

you

god

always

yugoslavia

gandalf 

ate

yoda 

stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

God 

Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

yolo

im going to vomit on you

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skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

image

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officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

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waluiqi:

when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything

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anusking:

a shrine to our god

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Timestamp: 1405925546

anusking:

a shrine to our god

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drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

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